kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level
reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck
a full ever after of good luck
(via layingdownindaisies)
An alarm clock that stabs you in the throat if you press snooze
Th I’d still hit snooze
(via only1600kids)
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
(via giggle)
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
Crab drinks beer
Is one of the boys
(Source: lolgifs.net, via giggle)
The last ten tissues in a box should be a different color so you know to buy a new box
There are some that already do this
(via just-shower-thoughts)
If a British man tells me he lost 20 pounds, I don’t know if I should say “We’ll done!” or “That sucks.”
You would say that sucks because England is on the metric system and doesn’t weigh things in pounds
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down
why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?
while the computer is what now
(via egberts)
White Feminists: BEYONCE IS RACIST FOR NOT INCLUDING WHITE WOMEN IN LEMONADE
Me: Ahem, sweetie (:
(via shittyidea)
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
(via giggle)
- Warden: what would you like for your last meal
- Prisoner: a book on how to escape from prison
- Warden: that’s not food
- Prisoner: knowledge is food for your brain
- Warden: dammit
